Is your garden ready for summer? Have you got a fancy BBQ, a nice big table and lots of comfortable chairs for all your friends to sit around on, pink plastic flamingo glasses and melamine plates with watermelons on (and a patio heater…because we live in the UK, after all and it’s not always roasting!)? No? Well you need to get all these things so you can be ready to partaaaay! The sun will come out soon, I promise. Then you’ll be annoyed that you haven’t sorted out your garden in advance. You’re the only one of your friends with a garden so you will be expected to step up and organise some parties.
Rock the Instant Catalogie Credit
Look into getting catalogue credit. You can kit your whole garden out with instant catalogue credit without having to pay for it all at once because, let’s be honest, you’re not going to be able to save up before the summer arrives, are you? Given the fact that you won’t be able (or haven’t so far managed) to save up to get everything all at once might mean that you’re not the best at managing your money. Not to worry! Just look into a bad credit catalogue. You’ll be guaranteed instant catalogue credit with no credit checks. What are you waiting for?!
Hop onto the internet, search for a bad credit catalogue that provides instant catalogue credit, sells garden furniture and accessories and you’ll be halfway to setting up your summer party garden without having to pay for it all at once. Why not get your carpenter mate to make you an outdoor bar as well? If that’s a bit ambitious and the summer weather isn’t that great, you can get a “summer house” with catalogue credit which could be classed as an indoor bar (all you need to do is stick a mini fridge in it and fill it with alcohol!). That way you and your friends won’t get wet when it rains even though it’s supposed to be sunny. If you leave the doors open, though, you can still pretend you’re all outside! Technically, you could all sit inside the house with actual glasses but that’s not the same, is it? If it’s supposed to be summer, you WILL sit outside (or in what is actually a big shed!) with plastic glasses whether it’s nice weather or not!
So, get searching for the bad credit catalogue website that will give you instant catalogue credit and make you the best host of summer parties this year! Hmm…you might need to get a lawnmower and some garden shears first because the garden looks like a forest at the moment. You can get those with catalogue credit too (or maybe you’ll just get a gardener).
Quick, here comes the sun…!